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Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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I envy people who fall asleep within 20 minutes after going to bed. Like everybody else in my family. But I did fall asleep basicly right after laying my head on the pillow once. Once in the past 5 years. And that was the weirdest experience ever. So yeah. Sleep. Who need that? Pfft. Not me. I’m not the one going go work in an hour anyways.

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I was typical unlucky. Managed probably an hour sleep. I wasn’t very happy when the alarm went off. Now shower, breakfest and off to work… ugh.

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I hate days where I have a shift that starts 3pm and last to 11pm. It takes me 30 minuttes to get home, and I rarely end up in bed before 12, and then I have to wake up at 5am to get ready for work at 7am. And I always had trouble sleeping. If I’m lucky I’ll fall asleep within an hour, of I’m typical lucky I’ll fall asleep within two hours, if I’m typical unlucky I’ll fall asleep within 3 hours. And if I’m unlucky I’ll fall asleep 10-20 minuttes before the alarm goes off or I’ll not get any sleep at all. Like I did last time.

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#tw: dynamite gal

Oh wait now I get what triggers are

Yeah, see, THIS is a trigger. Something that prompts a horrible flashback that makes someone go into a literal panic attack. It is NOT something that makes you slightly uncomfortable, so can we all just stop tossing that word around like it’s nothing.

thank you Wreck It Ralph

Reblogging for valuable commentary

Also, can we talk about how Felix dealt with it? He NEVER used that word again (only once in front of Ralph, never by her), there was never any talk about how she could get over it, and in their wedding they all made plans to help her with her paranoia by recognising her fears and showing she was safe by pointing guns at the window and having extra security.

A++++++ on dealing with mental issues magnificently, Wreck-It Ralph!

Will never not reblog this when I see it

also this was the greatest 5 second character development in cinematic history

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