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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

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Do it.

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?
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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost




Well I usually say Jesus f***** christ, anyone gonna make a gif of that?

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
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Well I usually say Jesus f***** christ, anyone gonna make a gif of that?

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sexyvex:

amywhowaited:

throughthexhole:

lotuscorvus:

reecie88:

darktypes:

doctordetectivewinchester:

samiinaction:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The cop who gets away with murder

Human Hardworkin Immigrant.

They call me the Cop Who Gets Away With Murder!

"It is I, The Functional Alcoholic! *hic*

Professor Victim of Capitalism! 

The Kick Ass Cop Who Gets Away With Murder

They Call Me The Civilian Casualty

I am quite a Spectacular Pedestrian.

The incontinent fuctional alcoholic.

sexyvex:

amywhowaited:

throughthexhole:

lotuscorvus:

reecie88:

darktypes:

doctordetectivewinchester:

samiinaction:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The cop who gets away with murder

Human Hardworkin Immigrant.

They call me the Cop Who Gets Away With Murder!

"It is I, The Functional Alcoholic! *hic*

Professor Victim of Capitalism! 

The Kick Ass Cop Who Gets Away With Murder

They Call Me The Civilian Casualty

I am quite a Spectacular Pedestrian.

The incontinent fuctional alcoholic.

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Oh my, his ass is so fine.
Omg, what am I thinking? He’s like 30-40, with kids and probably a wife and he’s a work colleague and omg that ass is so fine.

I have to stop. He scared the shit out of me first time I met him. I shouldn’t like him. That stern and strict guy. Stop thinking about that bootylicious treasurebuns he carry so firmly. Stop it.